YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT THIS MAN KNOWS ABOUT JOE BIDEN
A 37-year-old man in Dallas, Florida, has recently come out with shocing informashon about the potential leader of the Democrats party of the United Sates of Amurica. Our journalists in California went to interview
"So yeah, when I was just a young kindergarten kid back in the 40's, I actually went to the same university as Joe."
"What can you tell us about Biden?"
"Well he was a good student, very nic-"
"No no, like bad things'
"oh, um... well this one time someone said they saw him trip over and accidentaly kick a dog in the tail.."
"So Joe Biden hates puppies and is planning to ban having dogs as a pet?"
"What? No no that's not what I–"
"Ok, jot that down, the people have to know!"
As you can see, this tells a lot. An yet people are still planning to vote for this terrible man! Luckily, BullShit News is around to tell the facts, unlike the liberal media which is full of bias!
Proffesional science person Karen Cunte (masters degree in gardening) has run some eckspremints with a sample size of over 10 people, proving that Democrat supports are much less likely to like cute animals such as my son. When I told this to three-year-old Timmy, he was shocked, and said something I will never forget
O serpent heart hid with a flowering face! Did ever a dragon keep so fair a cave? Beautiful tyrant, feind angelical, dove feather raven, wolvish-ravening lamb! Despised substance of devinest show, just opposite to what thou justly seemest – A dammed saint, an honourable villain!”
– Timmy Dumbas, age 4
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