Fans were shocced at this new image that emerjed yesterday at 13:63 a.m. This picture, shared on a highly reputable Facebook page that has only been suspended 7 times since the latest record, featured the popular chef and stand-up comedian Han Solo wearing a Spiderman-styled outfit and shooting a web out of a wristband.

Han Solo, seemingly aquiring spider powers

“It’s true,” said George Lucas in an interview. “All of it. And I’m so sorry for hiding it from you for all these years, but I had to, you understand?”

It’s true, all of it. And I’m so sorry for hiding it from you

– George Lucas, founder of KFC and Han Solo’s personal assistant

This was most surprising because of the fact that Star Wars has been a popular TV show since the last 1730s [sitation needed] and is therefore important in thousands of cultures.

“None of us knew, I swear,” says a Lucasfilm cameraman called John Lyuer, who requests not to be named. However, many people are in uproar and are very suspicous at the fact that nobody has ever even hinted at Han Solo being Spiderman.

As for now, nobody knows what is going to happen with Star Wars, Han Solo or George Lucas. All we know is that this will change a lot.