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Queen Elizabeth, monarch of Great Britain, is intending to use her royal power to force Britain into war with the entire E.U., according to Prince Harry’s friend’s cousin’s dog’s friend’s owner’s uncle’s daughter’s husband’s friend’s brother.

Many people believe that this is due to a lack of human sacrifices to use in order to sustain Prince Philip’s life energy^{[citation needed]}.

What does this mean for Britain and the world?
First of all, there is a lot of doubt as to whether the U.K. could survive a war of this scale. However, The Queen does have many voodoo powers, and is a potent alchemist since being the primary leader of the Agent Orange operation^{[source: trust me dude]}. Below is a graph by our data analasysts predicting destruction to each country.

Some notable things from this graph:
– Denmark is estimated to be mostly spared because they are nice
– Sweden has a 0% expected destruction because it doesn’t exist
– Our data scientists don’t know what lichtenstyen is nor how to spell it so we just put it as 50/50
– Montanegro is cancelled
– Poland always gets fucked
– Russia won’t die because it’s winter
– Serbia gets a 95% destruction rate because we don’t like it
– Sweden would only have a 10% destruction rate but the whole country is rigged with bombs so they will destroy themselves more
– Belgium would get stomped
– Most of the U.K. would get destroyed but Prince Phillip and Queen Elizabeth are unable to die

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