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Sweden. We’ve all heard of it. The scandinavian country, the place that PewDiePie is from, the first country to declare Biggie Cheese a registered terrorist^{[citation needed]}. But what if I told you that this country doesn’t exist?

The Facts
When you book a flight to Sweden, you think you can come back, but that is false. We got a brave soul to sacrifice his life in order to film and get us evidence, however we cannot release this evidence due to fearing for our lives.
As your plane reaches Scandinavia, you start to see a large, blue, blockish shape appear over the horizon. As you get closer, you realise that Sweden is not a country at all. In fact, it is a giant, enourmous 450,295 km² IKEA store.
You enter through huge hangar bay doors, and now it is too late. There is no escape. Employees quickly disassemble the airplane and you are shoved into the infinite maze of chairs, tables, and assorted items.

Soon anyone who enters is lost. At night runners are sent into the IKEA maze. If they find you alive, lost, curled on the floor crying. They pull an IKEA shirt over you and say softly, “It’s okay. You’re one of us now.” You are now an IKEA employee.
If you are found dead, well, what do you think the meatballs are made of?

PewDiePie
Famous gamer, youtuber and internet celebrity. He is the one who talks about sweden and often could convince people to want to move to this country. What you don’t know however, is that he is not doing this of his own free will. He was found lost one day in the gaming chair aisle and since then is being forced to make videos. In every video, just outside of the camera frame there is a gunman ready to shoot or shut off the power if he says anything.

So basically, don’t trust Sweden. Sweden is a hoax created by Norway in order to sell more Sweden. Educate yourself! Don’t be a sheep!

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