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#10 – Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran was a famous piano prodgidy in the 1880s and 90s, and many fans were devestated when on April 17th, 2023, he was shot to death on his way to the World Trade Center by a gang of Somali pirates who had hijacked his horse.

Bruh why my horse so heavy dude

Ed Sheeran, last words

#9 – Michael John Lewis

Michael John Lewis was a generic Bri*ish “person”, known for his programming skills and lack of hair. He died on the 11th of February 2021, but the remarkable thing was that his death was at 3:00 on the dot. Just as the bell rang, a huge explosion rocked through Insert Name College killing 192 people.

Lmao imagine if there was a 🅱️omb

Michael John Lewis, last words

#8 – Quagmire Toilet

Quagmire Toilet (PhD) was famous for his work in the plumbing/orphan obliteration industry and was brutally massacred by an unkown person. The mystery of Dr. Toilet’s death continues to this day – the killer was never found, and nothing but a shitstain containing Quagmire’s DNA was recovered at the scene of the killing.

Last words unkown

#7 – Queen Elizabeth II

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Queen Elizabeith

#6 – George Memouluose

George Memulouerosue was a commentary YouTuber and professional eboy. A nonce named WillNE was tried and found guilty, though many people suspect that this is a false arrest – it is up to you to decide whether or not that’s true. The autopsy revealed that the killer exploited George’s lack of height by putting his stash of Belle Delphine bath water over his head, and when he reached up, the killer bent down and slit his throat.

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George Mumlese, last words